Wonton Jokes

I've hit one of those times where my test message box is so full that sometimes I have to delete something before I can send another text. No good. I have texts from over the past year, and so many times my finger has itched to press the 'empty inbox' option, and this is one of the main reasons why I haven't done it.

Ages and ages ago my friend Andi had a bunch of us over to learn to make pot stickers (it was a blast and very yummy). My family got it wrong and for some reason thought we were making wontons. My mom and Whitney had a field day and peppered me (via texts) with wonton jokes. I must say that they are both very clever. So here they are for your pleasure! I have such an awesome family.

You look wan, Ton.
How much do i weigh? Won ton.
How many won? A ton.
We've pot to stick together.
Won-'t you ton-ce with me?
You've pot to stick to it.
You're a won ton child.
I can't won. I'm ton-ally out of ideas.
I won ton suck your blood.
I won ton-ly you.
You're home? I won-ton to see you.
I won ton oh what you're doing.